Then my heart must NOT be here.
Because this is place doesn’t feel like home.
I’m just going to put it out there – I hate the bathroom.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I hate it.
On the first day, I quickly made a note of the problems and
jokingly told them when I took the key.
On Saturday, I bumped into the maintenance man again.
I listened to all his stories.
I even broke out the few words of respect that I knew in
Tagalog…very, very few
(Side note: The owner is Samoan but the manager/maintenance
man is Filipino, and has been here for decades.)
Like…I would be embarrassed for you to pay the plane ticket
and fly halfway around the world, and then make you answer nature’s call in
THAT. Tell nature to call back!
It is NOT uninhabitable…it’s just…no---not
going to do it. I will not commit the
sight to words and have its infamy live forever on the internet!
I’ve already promised myself 30 days. 30 days to fix that bathroom or I am looking
for a private flat elsewhere.
And it really makes me sad because now I am going to post
pictures of the apartment and complex, which is really lovely.
Let me take you on a tour!
I live at Freddie’s Beach.
It is located in Vaitogi Village, on the southern part of the island and
right next door to the airport. Google it. You'll see. Flights
are not that frequent so it really is not a bother. It is quite secluded from
the hustle and bustle of the island.
There are a lot of huge houses and mansions around here!
Here is the entrance. Note there is no sign whatsoever… like most streets here. All I know
is that I must turn right after huge pink house…not the pink one, but the HUGE pink
one. Clear, right?
This is only one of two government complexes. Actually it is privately owned and managed, the government
just pays a flat fee each year. I really
don’t think that is good enough. For the
money that it pays, the government should pay a flat fee per habitable unit
after annual inspection! Rant over.
We just follow that road to the left all the way down. And
bamn, you are at my unit! I am flat #1!
My neighbor’s car is blocking
it. He lives above me. I don’t think anyone lives next door.
Once you enter, the first thing you will see is my kitchen.
Tiny. Barely any storage. All
my oils and spices barely fit one cupboard!
But the refrigerator is brand new! Confession: I haven’t opened the bottom cupboards.
I am too afraid of what may fly out!
If my kitchen hasn’t scared you away, let’s move on shall
we?
This is my dining room.
It took two hours and a lot of elbow grease to discover the
table’s original color.
Yay! Those lovely flowers are freshly cut from the garden of
my supervisor’s mom.
She is a kind and awesome lady, who has family in Sacramento
too.
Her house is lovely and she lets her garden grow wild with
tropical flowers.
With her gift, I feel my butt unclench a little, and I start
to actually imagine myself living here.
Here is my living room.
Yeah – it is bit drab.
I need to buy curtains.
I also need to borrow a vacuum. We are not allowed to have
pets, but clearly someone had a white dog or cat. It is all over the
couches! I also plan on buying some
fabric to cover that dreary office gray blue.
Side note: That huge
fan is awesome. It is worth every penny. I feel like Beyonce every time I turn
it on.
I know at this point you are thinking, “Where is my room?”
Well, feast your eyes on luxury unparallelled:
I know I keep joking, but I actually like this room a lot.
It gets a lot of sunlight and a constant ocean breeze.
What color shall I decorate it?
And now – my boudoir…
I need to get queen size sheets for this baby…and pillows…
But you really don’t need anything else….maybe a light sheet
if there is a storm, but nothing more.
One doesn’t really need a mosquito net, but mosquitoes seem
to devour me even in Sacramento, and I didn’t want to take a chance. So yes I went to Ikea and happily paid $15
for peace of mind.
I really love that I have my own backyard.
And yes, that is a clothesline.
But my neighbor has a washer and dryer and promised that I could
use it every week.
Oh, he doesn’t know what can of worms he opened. I hope you
weren’t being polite, Mister, because I will become a weekly feature in your
house. I will try to bring homemade
cookies or brownies. And when you crash from your sugar rush, I will try to do two loads!
And just over that wall…
However, like all beaches in American Samoa, this is private
land.
I guess I could ask politely to visit, but all those “NO
TRESPASSING SIGNS” are telling me something…hmmm…
That maybe I should trespass!
A quick side view of my apartment from the road.
And tada!!!!
OMG! Gorgeous! Right!
Shall I go on? Hell
no!
I stopped just at last No Trespassing sign, quickly took a
picture, and ran away.
Hahahahaha!
Yeah, I had a great first week.
I am not about to spend my second week in jail!