Monday, April 26, 2021

Still alive!

 I can't sleep.  I learned I still had this blog and reread all the posts.  Here I am, making post seven years later.

Long story short. Had my heart broken in Samoa. To help mend it, my friend suggested we get totally dolled up and have fun, and he would introduce me to all his friends.  You ain't marrying anyone. Just have fun.  But he insisted he pick the "best" one for me. Bullshit, I immediately shouted back after a few drinks. R made his selection carefully and then introduced me to V.   V was hot and totally cut. Like 5% body fat.  I can't hang with that.... I love cooking and eating.  He probably subsists on protein shakes and bland chicken breast.  And V was totally quiet.  He just agreed with me on everything and so accommodating. Not my type at all. But like R said, you ain't marrying anyone. Have fun.

We have been together for 8 years, married for 6.... yeah... see where one night of being uninhibited could lead you: marriage, minivans, and mortgages.  They don't warn you about that!

I kid.  I kid.  Yes, Mr. Protein shakes and I are happily together with our little family.  Just another way moving to Samoa changed my life.  God gave me the partner I needed.  

ALOFAS!